The whole ‘you’d be speaking German if it wasn’t for them’ thing is so shit.

I don’t give a fuck if you fought in a war. 

You were forced anyway, so don’t see why everything thinks they’re amazingly brave.
Having the choice to sign-up would have been compleeeetely different.

Also, if we did lose the wars and I someone still managed to come into existence and spoke german…I still wouldn’t give a fuck.